I have to thank Bob Bronstein of Profile Research (www.ProfileResearch.com) for providing me with this Friday funny…………..
MY RESUME:
My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.
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Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
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After that I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it—mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
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Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
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Then, I tried to be a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn’t have the thyme.
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I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn’t cut the mustard.
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My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.
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I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn’t have any patience.
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Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn’t fit in.
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I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.
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I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but it was just too draining.
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So then I got a job in a Workout Center , but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
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I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it.
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My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
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SOOOOOOO….
I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB
